My name is Crista, I'm 15. Welcome to my blog which I have neglected for some time now.

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mickjaggugh:

eat-the-meatles:

karensheilaastley:

peacelovedftba:

janneke-queenie:

old-men-do-it-better:

members of led zeppelin :

  • curly blonde
  • satan
  • shy
  • bear

Members of Queen:

  • gay
  • curly
  • girl
  • shy

Members of The Beatles:

  • mop-top
  • mop-top
  • mop-top
  • mop-top

members of the Who:

  • dippity do
  • nose
  • spider
  • explosion

members of the Doors:

  • hot damn
  • who?
  • who?
  • who?

members of the Rolling Stones:

  • lips
  • drugs
  • who gives a fuck
  • emotionless bassist
  • blond

monobeartheater:

djsais:

arceeofficial:

june-and-the-ocean:

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

SWEET JESUS

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD.

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.

DEAR CHRIST

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.

and heat smells fat and heavy

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rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE